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Heads down until Christmas, scum

THE UK has been told to get to work and shut the fuck up for the next four months until its next allotted happiness break at Christmas. 

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End of school holidays fills roads with bastards again

THE end of the six-week summer holiday has seen peaceful, happy commuters turn back into a bunch of psychotic bastards again. 

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