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Homeworker adds having a quick morning wank to his CV

A MAN who works from home has added having an efficient and productive mid-morning wank to his CV.

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Piers Morgan's guide to being the biggest twat in the universe

WOULD you like to be paid a fortune just for being an appalling twat all the time? Here Piers Morgan gives his priceless advice.

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