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Homeworker only in office for the biscuits

A HOMEWORKER has begun to come into the office every Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday purely for its selection of biscuits, colleagues believe. 

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Six pathetic little wins for Britain's right-wing newspapers

THE election of a Labour government was a blow for our right-wing press, but they’re comforting themselves with these sad little triumphs: 

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