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Homeworker recalled to office doing piss-all to prove point

A HOMEWORKER ordered back to the office is spending long lazy days doing nothing to prove her point. 

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Drone bee turned off by queen's body count

A BEE has admitted he is put off mating with the hive’s queen because she has already mated with dozens of other drones.

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