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How to make yourself totally unemployable

DO you feel obliged to get a job but can’t face spending your life in an office surrounded by people you hate? Just make yourself unemployable! Here are some tips.

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Man who quit masturbating for three days acting like he's Jesus

A MAN who has abstained from masturbation for 72 hours is acting as if he is the saviour of all mankind.

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