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How to pad out a bullshit work email

DO you find a lot of your emails could be answered with a simple ‘yes’ or ‘no’, but worry it will look like you’re not earning your salary? Here are some great phrases that add absolutely nothing.

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Your guide to bollocks classed as 'news' these days

IN the old days news was the assassination of JFK or a big war, not a burger with slightly different sauce at McDonald’s. Here’s what to avoid to prevent your brain turning to sludge.

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