How to use your job's tiny amount of power to be a total dick

WOULD you ideally like the power of life and death over others, but have to make do with minimal authority? Here’s how to pretend you’re Caligula anyway:

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 Couple kissing in public really going for it

A COUPLE kissing outside a Sainsbury’s Local are really putting the work in, passers-by have agreed.

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