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'I was in MI5 and can't talk about it', and other brilliant explanations for CV gaps

DID you spend 2008-2012 sleeping late and smoking weed? Has it left a gap in your career narrative that’s tough to explain? Use these lies: 

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Man's evening nightcap is four cans of Stella

A MAN has a ‘nightcap’ of four cans of Stella every night to help him relax before bed.

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