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I'm 45 with £900,000 in my pension. Should I retire early or did I just want you to know that?

By Ryan Whittaker, who won’t bother explaining his job in finance because you wouldn’t understand it

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Attending Raith Rovers exorcism 'exactly what a prime minister should be doing'

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