Job candidates to be told how many twats work at the company

BEFORE committing to a job, prospective employees of a business will be told how many twats are already working there.

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Brexit 'won't be like Mad Max' says Davis, in obvious sign that it will be

DAVID Davis has insisted that Brexit will not be a ‘Mad Max dystopia’ in the clearest sign yet that it will be exactly that.

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