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Man forgotten how to be shit at his job after long weekend

A MAN has forgotten how to be an underperforming drone after the four-day Easter weekend, it has emerged.

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Six annoyances of modern life your mum blames you for personally

THE hellscape of modern society is the result of decades of dickheads beavering away. But here are six awful aspects your mum blames on you personally.

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