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Man suddenly realises he could wank again

A MAN has brightened after realising that, despite his having masturbated already today, a second go is a distinct possibility. 

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Gay rumours dogging every left-wing leader 'could be because of their opponents'

RUMOURS that every left-wing national leader is secretly gay may arise from the bigoted dicks arrayed against them, research has found. 

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