Man who was 'off sick' last week believes no-one has noticed his tan

A MAN who phoned in sick last week is confident his colleagues will not notice the change in his skin colour.

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Every man over 42 still madly in love with Shirley Manson

EVERY man over 42 in Britain would leave his wife and children in a heartbeat to shack up with Shirley Manson, scientists have confirmed.

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