Man's only transferable skill being transferable

A WORKER has listed ‘being transferable’ on his CV because getting hired then promptly fired is his only practical skill.

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Russian leader who wasn't a total bastard dies

A LEADER of Russia who was not an absolute bastard to either his own people or neighbouring countries has passed away.

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