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'No Christmas do this year' is best thing anyone's ever said to me, confirms office worker

AN office worker has confirmed that being told this year’s Christmas party is cancelled is the best sentence to ever enter his ears.

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Why renting is better than buying, by parents who don't want to give you a deposit

THINKING of taking your first step on the property ladder but need help with the deposit? Tight-fisted parent Mary Fisher explains why it’s actually better if you keep renting.

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