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Photocopier planning to skip office Christmas party

A PHOTOCOPIER has decided not to attend this year’s office Christmas party because it finds it always a degrading experience, it has confirmed.

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Bags of mixed nuts sold as vegan advent calendars

VEGANS are being sold ordinary nut assortments with numbers written on as specialist vegan advent calendars, it has emerged. 

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