Pissing in a bottle and Ginsters for breakfast: have you got what it takes to be an HGV driver?

POST-BREXIT haulage companies are in the shit, with 10,000 drivers urgently needed. But could you handle being a knight of the road? 

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Why I was right to support this terrible tragedy, by every MP

THE situation in Kabul is heartbreaking. But when I wholeheartedly supported the invasion in 2001, you have to admit it was pretty bloody exciting and badass. 

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