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Police dog wants job that isn't just biting people

A POLICE dog would prefer a job that isn’t basically just attacking people, he has confirmed.

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Woman with immaculately clean house has car like a shit tip

A WOMAN who keeps her house clean and tidy has a car like a dustbin, it has emerged.

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