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Retired builder spends an hour doing f**k all for old times' sake

A RETIRED builder is reliving the days when he used to have a job by sitting on his jacksie doing sod all, he has confirmed. 

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Hungover beat Still Pissed in Sunday league game

HUNGOVER has narrowly beaten Still Pissed From Last Night in a hotly contested Sunday league football game. 

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