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Seven legitimately insane thoughts you have when taking a day off sick

RESEARCH has found that the older you are, the guiltier you feel about taking time off sick. And it can definitely cause some deeply irrational thoughts, like these:

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Forget Diana? Nonsense. I still remember every single man she was adulterous with

By Norman Steele, former tabloid journalist and divorcee

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