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Socially distanced office just f**king wonderful, declare workers

WORKERS in a socially distanced office have declared it to be absolutely marvellous and the way offices always should have been. 

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How to get over the injustice of your teenage niece having bigger boobs than you

MET up with family? Your niece – who’s 17 for God’s sake – already developed in ways you never will? Here’s how to curb your boob envy:

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