'Sorry my wi-fi's down' and other ways to lie about not working from home

JUST realised your boss emailed several hours ago asking you to do some pressing work? Fear not, here’s how to lie your way out of trouble.

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'Side hustle' and five other phrases that need to f**k off immediately

DO you say any of these? Then everyone hates you. These popular but incredibly annoying phrases, like you, just need to f**k off forever: 

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