Southern Rail user thought they were already on strike

A MAN who uses Southern Rail trains assumed its workers were already on strike, he has revealed.

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How to defend an absolute twat of a man

HAVE you been called upon, in your professional life, to defend the indefensible actions of a total twat? Tory MP Julian Cook explains how.

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