Teenager discovers random, arbitrary punishment from universe is actually a job

A TEENAGER in her first job was shocked to be remunerated for her efforts, having assumed it was part of a grand scheme to make her life miserable. 

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2024: how does it compare to the shite British summers of the past?

LOW, grey skies and constant pissing rain, but can 2024 really compare to the f**king awful summers of England’s drenched past? We compare: 

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