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The wanker's guide to ensuring everyone knows you're working through Christmas

ARE you the one grafting all the way through the festive period? Want everyone to know it? These lines will leave nobody in any doubt as to how vitally important you are: 

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The nativity, as retold by a private school production

By Hugo Ignatius Throckmorton, aged nine

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