What if being present in the office is all you have to offer? A shite employee asks

EXPERTS are disparaging the need to be physically in the office you work in as mere ‘presenteeism’. But what if that’s the only bit you’re good at? 

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F**k: first flush of friend's toilet wasn’t enough

PANIC is rising as you will be forced to flush a toilet in someone else’s home for a second time, it has emerged.

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