'Where's our furlough scheme?' demand people who sell nicked stuff at car boot sales

BRITONS who make a living selling stolen goods at car boot sales have demanded the government put them on a furlough scheme.

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Britain shaken by terrifying possibility good things can happen

BRITAIN has admitted being unable to sleep since Saturday because it is tormented by the possibility that good things can happen.

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