Whole year's worth of office sexual tension purged at Christmas party

A YEAR of simmering flirtation, suggestive Slack messages and provocatively reloaded printers spectacularly detonated last night at the Wexford Consulting Christmas event. 

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'Breast is best' agrees bloke who's never been that into arses

A MAN with no interest in breastfeeding has inadvertently become a vocal proponent of it after misunderstanding the term ‘Breast is best’. 

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