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Woman has feeble clock-based excuse ready to go

A WOMAN has prepared a complicated lie about why she is late for work ‘because of the clocks’.

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Ice cream van driving round like it's the middle of f**king summer

AN ICE cream van is still driving round like it is not nearly the end of f**king October.

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