Woman having kids so she can leave work whenever she f**king likes

9th July 2024

A WOMAN has decided to have children so she can breeze in and out of work whenever she wants, no questions asked.

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Does your vulva need a facelift? asks the Mash sex columnist

8th July 2024

GOING to Turkey? Boobs, bum or labiaplasty? With vaginal anxiety apparently at an all-time high, women are turning to cosmetic surgery for the smile few will ever see.