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Woman invents cat for Zoom calls

A WOMAN has made up a feline scapegoat to blame for any personal noises or interruptions when in meetings with co-workers.

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Six tracks that simulate orgasm more convincingly than your girlfriend

IDLY listening to music when you realise the gasps and moans enacted by clothed women in recording studios are more believable than last night’s performance? She should study these: 

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