Woman spends another morning wondering why cats are so mean to each other

A WOMAN who is meant to be working confirmed she has spent the time wondering why cats are mean to each other.

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Man's high IQ has not stopped him wanking on about it

A MAN with a very high IQ score has not used his intelligence to realise that everyone would like him to shut the fuck up about it.

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