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Woman unsure if new job role is promotion or f**king insult

A WOMAN given a new role and job title is unsure whether she is being recognised for her outstanding work or treated like a prize twat. 

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Seven unlikely places to claim to have had sex

WHETHER it’s for a new lover, a competitive friend or an intrusive voice in the pub, we all need to fake thrilling sexual histories. Claim you’ve had sex in these locations for clout: 

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