Subscribe

Bollocks To Goals, Show Me Football

During a recent speaker's lunch at the Heathrow Travelodge, Brazilian legend and close personal friend of someone Zico, asked me what sets English footballers apart from the rest of the world.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

University Challenge Contestant May Not Have Been Worthless Layabout

THE BBC has launched an inquiry after claims a member of the winning team on University Challenge may not have been a lazy, self-indulgent ponce.

Checking article access…

Next story ›