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Colonel Gaddafi's Desert Island Discs

I HAVE always been huge fan of Mr Elvis Presley. He was a most wonderful entertainer, with his one for the money, and two for the show, three to get ready and – one moment please…

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Northerners in a tizzy about something

TWO competing strains of Northerner became animated about something yesterday

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