Diana In Heaven

WORST HOLIDAY EVERSo Dodi finally got that restraining order dropped that he’d taken out against me with The Big Man. Then, better still, he turns up out of the blue at my gaff with Henri Paul, the engine revving and wanting to know if I fancied going for a spin. Fuck, yeah!

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Bastards Thinking Of New Names For Your Fat Bits

THE bastard inventors of ‘moobs’ are working on names for your other fat bits, it has been confirmed.

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