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Diana In Heaven

MY HAIR-BRAINED EBAY PLAN GOES TITS UPI put a bag of my hair shavings on eBay this week – genuine stuff, and although I’m not saying where it came from, you can probably make an educated guess. Five days later and the top bid was 20p. Shocking.

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Psychic BobGemini (21 MAY-20 JUN)An awkward moment this week when you see your ex on the arm of somebody who looks remarkably like you. Except he’s got hair and teeth.

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