Dr Julian Cook's science laboratory

The scientific world is a buzz with news of all the exciting things we’re going to do to the human body in the coming decade. Imagine you could have the eyes of a chameleon grafted onto your face and were able to swivel them independently of each other. You’d finally have achieved that ‘Lloyd Webber’ effect you’d always desired, except sexier – and you’d add a whole new dimension to otherwise pointless workouts at the gym.

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Power-thinking, with Dr Morris O'Connor

Don’t worry about the bad things you’ve done. If you’re freaking out because you’ve stolen some electrical goods from a shop, ruined a family event by taking too much cocaine or uploaded some naked pictures of your cheating ex-wife to the internet, don’t feel bad. Guilt is a negative emotion you don’t want. We are all part of One Supreme Mind, one ‘energy’. If you don’t believe me just look at your hand. It looks solid, but put that thing under a microscope and you’ll see it’s just a mass of energy. Remember that.  

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