Ooo-o-o-o-oooooh ! Your temperature was up a bit So I just called NHS Direct They said it’s probably a 24-hour thing And that you should take a Nurofen and stay–yeee–yayyy in bed Whoooahhhh! Ooooohhhh ! I also told them I have a gaping wound in my so-o-o-o-oul, er, as well as a dull pain in my lower b-a-a-ck.
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