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Higgs Boson is a lot like 50 Shades of Grey

Science Laboratory, by Dr Julian Cook Scientists at the Large Hadron Collider have announced they’ve finally found the Higgs Boson.

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Unemployed to have arses removed 

THE unemployed are to be forced ‘off their backsides’ by having their buttocks cut off, it has emerged.

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