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How to make your own 'Bradley Wiggins' sideburns

British hero Bradley Wiggins is almost as famous for his cool Mod styling as his pedalling ability. Here’s how to recreate the cycling demigod’s trademark facial fuzz without waiting for tedious hair growth.

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Closing ceremony to showcase least pleasant aspects of Britain

IN a bid to ensure international visitors don’t outstay their welcome, the Olympics closing ceremony will feature the fighting and vomiting aspects of the UK.

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