Julian Cook's science laboratory

This week, physicists investigating supersymmetry were forced to tell the world they’d been barking up the wrong tree for 20 years.

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Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,I introduced the idea of wife swapping at our last neighbourhood watch meeting, but it didn’t go down too well. Now people have stopped talking to me including Mrs Lilley at no.43 who is almost definitely  gagging for it. But thinking about it, maybe wife swapping is a little old fashioned for local tastes: do you think I should suggest some dogging instead? Peter,Gateshead

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