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Marks & Spencer? I Shit 'Em

By Mervyn King, Governor of the Bank of England

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UK's Love Of Dishwashers Outweighs Fear Of Cancer

BRITAIN is to build a new generation of nuclear power stations after consumers said their love of dishwashers outweighed their fear of cancer and four-headed babies. 

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