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My Big Gap Year: Arabian Tights

Dispatches from Poppy Spalding

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Brown To Regain Initiative By Admitting Schools Are Rubbish

GORDON Brown is hoping to regain the political initiative today by confirming that Britain's schools are so much worse than they used to be.

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