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One woman's week, with Karen Fenessey

THE government’s latest immigration rule prevents foreigners from working in our British takeaways.

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Twitter celebrates five pointless years of unremitting shit

MICRO-blogging site Twitter celebrated its fifth birthday yesterday by sounding exactly like a five-year-old.

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