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Putin's guide to selfies

Not many people realise Russian empire was built on ability to take magnificent self portrait, or selfie. Now, whole world is taking selfies but sadly, most are making their selves look like homeless simpleton or sick prostitute.

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Gullible people hit compensation jackpot yet again

GULLIBLE people are to receive yet another compensation payment after taking out insultingly worthless credit card insurance.

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