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Rebekah Brooks' Desert Island Discs

AS you may have noticed, Walking On The Moon by the police is currently playing. It is, of course, inconceivable that I knew this record would be one of my choices.

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Thing is, you might get hit by a bus tomorrow, say doctors

YOU never know what’s going to happen so you might as well eat a load of crisps, doctors said last night.

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