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Stylish Masturbator, with Dylan Jones

‘Hey Dylan, is that you in there, masturbating?’

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Taliban totally fine with whole pissing on corpses thing

AMERICANS can urinate on our dead bodies as much as they feel like, the Taliban said last night.

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