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The ecowarrior's response to a brown, malformed lemon is the same as R-Patz's to Kristen Stewart

Science Laboratory, by Dr Julian Cook Thankfully, someone has finally proven that organic foods are basically exactly the same as normal foods.

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Apes ignore rectangular object

EARTH’S dominant ape species has reacted with indifference to the arrival of a mysterious black rectangle.

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