The First Rule Of Toddler Fight Club Is...

You do not talk about Toddler Fight Club.

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Serial Killer Was 'Outgoing And Chatty' Say Neighbours

SHOCKED residents of a small Scottish village have revealed that the serial killer who lived among them was "a really nice fellow" who always had time for a chat and was especially good with kids.

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